Getting to knooooooooowww you......

Sassy Molassey is in town but isn't sure if he's going to dicth us on Saturday night or not, so he came over last night so that I could see him before he heads back to Seattle. After a while, Gimpy came down too and we had a ripe good time.

What follows are some of the highlights of the night...

Mr. Incredible: I'm so brainfucked right now I can't spell "cute"
Gimpy: C-U-T-E
M.I.: Oh, I started it with a Q...

Gimpy: It's bad when you chase things with Jager....

Gimpy: Don't do anything you won't tell a paramedic

Sassy: I look like I sat on a cat, now...

Sassy: I can't appreciate another dude telling me that I look like I'm well hung

M.I.: Is that three e's or two e's or one?
Sassy: It's an F
MI (to Rykk): See, doesn't it say b-e-e-e-n?

Unknown 1: What's another word for "contact"?
Unknown 2: Penetration?
Unknown 3: ... and I wanna get back in penetration with you? No!

Unknown: (waves arms in air) I'm gonna go get laid?

MI: Wow, I was sober enough to say that..... and that..... Echo.....

Gimpy: I'm thinking triple digits
Sassy: Is that all?
Me: Fuck you both!

Gimpy: Don't stare at my bald spot. I've named him Hank

Gimpy: You mean when you were hugging the toilet like a tit?

Sassy: I don't know if I'm impressed or ashamed (in reference to Bug taking a leak)

And for the things I am grateful for today!

1. My AMAZING co-workers- they are far greater to work with than I think they realize! esp. Miss Bee!
2. turkey reuben's, and homemade hummus, and chocolate cake.... they all spoil me!
3. A new (and hopefully improved) driver's license which will be taken tomorrow
4. the wisdom that comes with age, even if it makes you realize that some of the best times with friends involve wine and just sitting at the table talking
5. being loved!